The name’s cock.i mean brock.wait, i said that right. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there. STI’s are like Pokemon baby I have to get them all! Do you want to help me out?
My peepy is attracted to your NICE SMELL. My Zombie plan has been written to include you. I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away whenever you pass by.ĭid you use CONFUSE RAY on me? Because I am becoming sleepy. Do you know what it made of? Boyfriend material. My Kadabra has just used future sight, and guess what? It appears like we have got a future together. Kiss me when I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? How about you use REST, so I can sleep with you. I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean. I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank. Let’s battle so they can get some experience. My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. Want to register your number in my PokeNav? Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!! I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly. Will you use rock polish on my poke balls? Was charmander your starter? Because you are a blazing inferno. You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart. How would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed. Because it gets me wet!ĭo you want to battle? My monster ball is ready!” If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. If I’m Pigeon, I can take off your pants with “Kazeokoshi”. I want to apply sweet honey to your forretress. Girl, you must have used a tail whip because your booty is leaving me defenseless. Hey girl with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu “BUTTERFREE” up your schedule cause imma “BEEDRILLING” you all night. Girl, are you a Pokémon cause I would love to throw my balls at you. I think I might have to use my only master ball on you.Īre your a fire-type Pokémon because you are pretty hot. My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself. If I were a clefairy, I would double slap that ass. I’m going to give you an Everstone because I want you to stay just the way you are. Hey baby, are you a Pokémon cause I got an opening on my team and you are just my type.Īll I want for Christmas this year is “Mew” If you’re snorlax, can you make an Earthquake in my bed. Hey gorgeous, Do you play Pokémon go? Because I’m trying to squirtle on your jiggypuffs. I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning. Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosionĪye girl, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.Īre you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I see If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base. You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you. Ohhh, you are so hot, I think I’m gonna need a burn heal. Hey girl, can I hatch an egg in your cage of origin. I won’t need a lucky egg to get lucky tonight I know you are not a pokestop, but I’d still spin you around and tap thatĭo you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again? I don’t care if you are koffing or weezing, you’re my kind of poison. Just like Umbreon, I evolve at night too. There are a lot of Magikarp in the sea but I’m looking for a Gyarados like you Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me.
Just like Ditto, I can be anything you want tonight If I were a Hitmonchan, I would Thinderpunch that ass. Hey girl, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking I wish I was seeking, so I could Horn drill you. Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash. If I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you. Hey chokorita, wanna play with my Pokeflute?Ĭharmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 i’d still choose you Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself? If I were a Clairefairy, I will double slap that ass. If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight. Hey sweet thang, can I watch your squirtle squirt. How about we make like Charmander and set your bed on fire tonight. Just like Bulbasaur, you’ll always be my number 1.Ĭan I call you Cinderella? Because I’d be happy to be your Prince Charmander! How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu. Please note that a number of these pokemon pickup lines are clean and a few of those could also be on the dirty side.Įnjoy and hope that you simply can “catch” the guy or girl’s heart with these cheesy pokemon themes devour sayings.ġ00 Catchy And Exciting Pokémon Pick Up Lines Are the boy or girls you like into these cute little pokemon creatures? Open the conversation with them using Pokemon devour lines.